Now Pluto girls are neat but you know they'll
  eat you up alive
  Although they're nice to know when it's a thousand below
  it isn't easy to survive
  And Neptune girls are great for dancing
  with a dozen arms and legs
  They really hold you tight and they can boogie all night
  but it's so hard to kiss three heads
  
  [Chorus]
  I wish they all could be California girls
  I wish they all could be California girls
  
  Now Martian girls are really pretty
  with complexions bright and green
  But nothing can surpass an andromeda lass
  I think their pointed heads are keen
  And Saturn girls are really funny they can
  make you laugh to death
  With methane clouds alas combined with hydrogen gas
  why it's a chore to take a breath
  
  [Chorus]
  I wish they all could be California girls
  I wish they all could be California girls
  
  [guitar solo]
  
  [Chorus]
  I wish they all could be California girls
  I wish they all could be California girls (etc. etc.)
  
  [Chours II] - girls- girls- girls- girls -I need
  girls -girls- girls- girls - I need... (etc. etc.)