HEH-HEH-HEH...
  HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS?
  (NEWS? WHAT NEWS?)
  CAN'T AFFORD NO SHOES
  (GET A GOOD DEAL ON TAPE)
  HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS?
  (NEWS? CAN'T AFFORD A PAPER)
  CAN'T AFFORD NO SHOES
  (HI-YO-HI)
  
  WENT TO BUY SOME CHEAP DETERGENT
  SOME EMERGENT NATION GOT MY LOAD
  GOT MY LOAD
  GOT MY TOAD
  THAT I STOWED
  
  WELL, WELL
  HEY LAWDY MAMA,
  CAN'T AFFORD NO SHOES
  MAYBE THERE'S A BUNDLE OF RAGS THAT I COULD USE
  HEY ANYBODY,
  CAN YOU SPARE A DIME
  IF YOU'RE REALLY HURTIN', A NICKEL WOULD BE FINE
  HEY EVERYBODY
  NOTHIN' WE CAN BUY
  CHUMP HARE RAMA, AIN'T NO GOOD TO TRY
  RECESSION
  DEPRESSION