The telephone's bin ringin' - ringin' off the wall
  It's your Las Vegas lawyer - another long distance call
  He says you get the house and the car
  And I get the clothes I got on
  Now she's gone
  Long, long, long, long gone
  Now I'm a happy boy
    She's long, long, long, long gone
    Operator get me Manhatten - get my baby on the line
  Sooner or later she's gotta realize
  That all my feelin's were for real
  But maybe she was leadin' me on
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    She took the frigidaire
  She got my favorite chair
  You could say she got the best of me
    It's like a legal crime
  But in a matter of time
  She'll be back for the rest of me