Don't know much about dancin'
  That's why I got this song
  One of my legs is shorter than the other
  'N' both my feet's too long
  'Course now right along with 'em
  I got no natural rhythm
  But I go dancin' every night
  Hopin' one day I might get it right
  I'm a dancin' fool, I'm a
  Dancin' fool
  I hear that beat; I jump outa my seat,
  But I can't compete, 'cause I'm a
  Dancin' fool, I'm a
  Dancin' fool
  
  The disco folks all dressed up
  Like they's fit to kill
  I walk on in 'n' see 'em there
  Gonna give them all a thrill
  When they see me comin'
  They all steps aside
  They has a fit while I commit
  My social suicide, I'm a
  Dancin' fool, I'm a
  Dancin' fool
  The beat goes on
  And I'm so wrong
  The beat goes on
  And I'm so wrong
  The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong
  The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong
  The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong
  I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
  Dancin' fool, I'm a
  Dancin' fool
  *Youwsa, youwsa, youwsa*
  I got it all together now
  With my very own disco clothes, hey!
  My shirt's half open, t'show you my chains
  'N' the spoon for up my nose
  I am really somethin'
  That's what you'd prob'ly say
  So smoke your little smoke
  Drink your little drink
  While I dance the night away, I'm a
  Dancin' fool, I'm a
  Dancin' fool, (etc., etc.)
  
  I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
  I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
  I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
  FOOL-uh!
  
  *Hey darlin'...can I buy ya a drink?*
  *Lookin' for Mister Goodbar? Here he is...*
  *Wait a minute...I've got it...You're an Italian!*
  *Hah?*
  *Yer Jewish?*
  *Love your nails...you must be a Libra...*
  *Your place or mine?*