I'd be happy to humiliate myself
  I'd be happy to bend over just to be somebody
  Be somebody
  Be somebody
  I'd do anything for ten seconds of fame
  I'd be happy to bend over just to be somebody
  Be somebody
  Be somebody
  
  Fly me to some tropical island today
  Where I can tempt your brains away
  
  Lock me in a bunker for a year or two
  The tabloids love it and so do you
  
  That's entertainment!
  That's entertainment!
  
  I'd be happy to humiliate myself
  I'd be happy to bend over just to be somebody
  Be somebody
  Be somebody
  I'd do anything for ten seconds of fame
  I'd be happy to bend over just to be somebody
  Be somebody
  Be somebody
  
  Young, old, singles, husbands and wives
  I give meaning to your worthless lives
  
  And when it's all over and I leave your TV
  Half the country will need therapy
  
  That's entertainment!
  That's entertainment!