This is some kind of love song
  I can't find the words, I was born wrong
  Girl, I've been trying for so long
  This is some kind of love song
  I'd like to kiss you, but I'm much too shy
  My lips ain't working, no matter how I try
  I'd like to whisper sweet words in your ear
  But when I'm trying you pretend you don't hear
  
  You say I have to play unplugged
  Just like they do on MTV
  Well, I got six strings on my guitar, girl
  But I need electricity
  
  This is some kind of love song
  I can't find the words, I was born wrong
  Girl, I've been trying for so long
  This is some kind of love song
  
  Rented a limo to pick you up from work
  But you didn't see me, I felt like a jerk
  I bought you flowers so you would be impressed
  Then you're allergic, well, I should have guessed
  
  Then I made dinner to surprise you
  But when you got here you already ate
  Then I invited you to the movie
  My car freaked out, and I was late
  
  De Niro had to wait...
  
  This is some kind of love song
  I can't find the words, I was born wrong
  Girl, I've been trying for so long
  This is some kind of love song