I know your mother loves you, your father loves you too
  But their kind of love is no kind of love
  Next to my love for you
  
  Well I'm sure you find their kisses most satisfactory
  But you're gonna hiss the very next kiss after one kiss from me
  Well your French poodle is off his noodle never goes out to play
  He guards you night and day, that job is mine I say
  
  I know the cop, the mailman, yes, and the milkman too
  Agree that you're rare and I more than share their view
  So tell your father and your mother and your sister and your brother and the poodle too
  That they'll never ever love you like I do
  
  Well your French poodle is off his noodle never goes out to play
  He guards you night and day, that job is mine I say
  I know the cop, the mailman, yes, and the milkman too
  Agree that you're rare and I more than share their view
  So tell your father and your mother and your sister and your brother and the poodle too
  That they'll never ever love you like I do