I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
  I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine
  She said, ?How'd you like to waste some time?
  And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind
  
  She took me to her castle and I just couldn't believe my eyes
  She had so many devices, everything that money could buy
  She said, ?Sign your name on the dotted line?
  The lights went out and Nikki started to grind
  Ow, Nikki!
  
  The castle started spinning or maybe it was my brain
  I can't tell you what she did to me, but me body will never be the same
  Her lovin' will kick your behind, oh, she'll show you no mercy
  But she'll sho'nuff, sho'nuff show you how to grind
  Darling Nikki, oh!
  
  I woke up the next morning, Nikki wasn't there
  I looked all over, all I found was a phone number on the stairs
  It said, ?Thank you for a funky time
  Call me up whenever you wanna grind?
  
  Yeah, Nikki, oh!
  Oh, come back Nikki, come back!
  Your dirty little prince wanna grind, grind, grind, ...!