Hello, sailor, buy you a drink?
  Hello, sailor, tell me what do you think?
  How was the big beach, how was the sand?
  Did you fly an aeroplane?
  Did you get a tan?
  How does it feel to be back on American soil, hearing no blood
  for oil?
  
  Hello, sailor, tell me what do you think?
  Hello, sailor, will we get him next week?
  How does it feel to be hated and loved back home?
  You should have known
  That I'm a little despot, short and stout
  Here is my handgun, here is my crowd control
  When you tick me off then the bullets fly out
  Because free love is a whole lot of bullshit
  Free love is a whole lot of bullshit
  
  Hello, sailor
  Hello, sailor, buy you a smoke?
  Hello, sailor, can I tell you a joke?
  Knock knock, who's there?
  No, I'm just happy to see you
  It'll be a hundred if you come
  Hello, sailor, tell me how does it feel
  Hello, sailor, to be fighting for real?
  Sailor, they got you coming and going
  Sailor, look out cause your pussy is showing
  How does it feel to be back on American soil. hearing no blood
  for oil?
  
  I'm a little prostitute, I put out and sell
  Here come the market monkeys with their little fontainelles
  When they tip me over, they better tip me well
  Because free love is a whole lot of bullshit
  Free love is a whole lot of bullshit
  
  Hello, sailor, buy you a fuck?
  Hello, sailor, you had much more than luck
  You had the US of army on your side
  And that red, white and pride
  
  Hello, sailor, I mean women and men
  Hello, sailor, you gonna be up for it again?
  How does it feel to make shooting stars in the sky?
  Was it a rush to almost die?
  
  Hello, sailor
  I said hello, sailor
  How does it feel to be back on American soil, hearing no blood
  for oil?
  
  I'm a little liberal, I'm stupid in doubt
  Here is my platform, here is my holy-roller
  When you snow me under, I rock 'n' roll you out
  Because free love is a whole lot of bullshit
  Free love is a whole lot of bullshit
  Free love is a whole lot of bullshit