Tarzan wasn't a ladies' man
  He'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm
  Like that, quick as a cat in the jungle
  But Clark Kent, now there was a real gent
  He would not be caught sittin' around in no
  Junglescape, dumb as an ape doing nothing
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  Superman never made any money
  For saving the world from Solomon Grundy
  And sometimes I despair the world will never see
  Another man like him
    Hey Bob, Supe had a straight job
  Even though he could have smashed through any bank
  In the United States, he had the strength, but he would now
  Folks said his family were all dead
  Their planet crumbled but Superman, he forced himself
  To carry on, forget Krypton, and keep going
    Tarzan was king of the jungle and Lord over all the apes
  But he could hardly string together four words: "I Tarzan, You Jane."
    Sometimes when Supe was stopping crimes
  I'll bet that he was tempted to just quit and turn his back
  On man, join Tarzan in the forest
  But he stayed in the city, and kept on changing clothes
  In dirty old phonebooths till his work was through
  And nothing to do but go on home