If your toast gets stuck in the toaster
  Do not put a fork in the toaster while it is hooked up, or look out
  I did and I got caught in the current
  Pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight
    There are many dangers
  They could be in a toaster or a common thing
  You must keep a lookout
  Remember all the rules they have for everything
    When it's very, very cold out
  Do not put your tongue on cold metal things
  For example, stop signs
  I did and they had to pull some skin off
  And then they had to fill my mouth with cotton at night
    There are many dangers
  They could be in a toaster or a common thing
  You must keep a lookout
  Remember all the rules they have for everything
    When they'd taken out my tonsils
  I brought them home
  Kept them in a jar on the shelving in my room
  Between the toaster, stop sign, and my tonsils
  I've got lots of things to think about at night
    There are many dangers
  Could be in a toaster or a common thing
  You must keep a lookout
  Remember all the rules they have for everything