Well, I'm gonna have to get a new mailbox
  'Cuz all she left me was a hole
  And I'm gonna hafta get a new washin' machine
  As soon as I get some new clothes
  Well, I could close my eyes and run through this house
  And never once stub my big toe
  It was a man who'd never been left who said
  You can't take it with you when you go
    Hell, she took everything but the kitchen sink
  If I had me a glass Lord, I'd pour me a drink
  It's a lesson hard learned but it just goes to show
  You can take it with you when you go
    Well, I'm sittin' here on this hard floor
  Where a big, soft couch used to be
  And I'm starin' at a bug on the wall
  Where there used to be a TV
  Well, I'd kill that sucker in a heartbeat
  If I could find me anything to throw
  I was so naive to have ever believed
  You can't take it with you when you go
    Well, she took everything but the kitchen sink
  If I had me a glass Lord, I'd pour me a drink
  It's a lesson hard learned but it just goes to show
  You can take it with you when you go
    Well, she took everything but the kitchen sink
  If I had me a glass Lord, I'd pour me a drink
  It's a lesson hard learned but it just goes to show
  You can take it with you when you go
  I oughta call somebody but I ain't got a phone
  Just goes to show you can take it with you when you go