(Uncle Snoop Dogg.)
  Yo' whassup, whassup.
  (Could you read us a bedtime story?)
  Alright, alright.
  Ya'll get my ash tray, get my lighter.
  I'm a read ya'll a gangsta bedtime story.
  Come here, sit on my lap.
  (Okay.)
  Check it out.
    Great scotts, it's hot today
  He ran up out of bullets so I shot him in his chest
  He fell to the floor with his hands in the air
  His vision gettin blurry but you know I didn't care
  Peck, peck, he tried to stay on deck
  So I ran up on this nigga and I shot him in his neck
  Shooting like a muthafuckin vietnam vet
  Riding on this nigga disrepectin my set
  No stranger to danger ain't no warning shots
  On the hood gettin hot, anybody can drop
  You better have a spot up in town my nigga
  Cause please believe it, it can go down my nigga
  Caught up in some traffic behind some hood rat
  Grease strikes you out with no get back
  Wishing for a steak eatin on a Kit Kat
  And your bitch ain't shit the little homie hit that
  Sit back and go see, take a trip up with me
  Let's go get a stick nigga dip with me
  We can ride on some niggas for nuthin at all
  Even if we cool with 'em, fuck 'em let's go get 'em
  LBC in this muthafucka cuz
  I had to show these niggas what time it was
  We got thugs, cons, drugs and guns
  We claiming everything nigga, even dimes and doves
  Have you ever slapped a bitch to mack your grip
  Or better yet, strapped a clip
  To a muthafuckin' nine millimeter for heater
  And put the ride down out of G two seater
  You need a nigga like me to get your game like that
  Young nigga, you could get a smack for that
  I'm that nigga who brought the afro back
  And pat your back and then I turn around and snatch your sack
  Before I came out niggas was wearing slack
  I brought the curl back and the golf hat
  The black poker sack and this skandelous raps
  The one eight seven kidnaps and jacks
  I brought snaps to the game nigga
  Raps to the game nigga, I'm that big rap name nigga
  S-N double O-P fa sho
  I do my thang way cut throat on the downlow
  Oh once upon a time in the LBC
  There lived a OG from the DPG
  And all the little kids looked up to him
  All the women stayed true to him, police tried to do him
  But couldn't do nothing to him cause he's like stainless steel
  And all they hated on him because he was way to real
  I don't know why but he's just so fly
  But I gotta end this story by saying goodnight