Behind the bleachers,
  I'll tell you a secret,
  of locker room dreams
  Lunchbox angel
  Will you tell me your story,
  Will you go with me
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  Does it hurt you?
  Does it pain you?
  To say the words
  That mean so much to me,
  Does it hurt you?
  Does it pain you?
  Or did you lock it up
  to hide away?
    We are the laziest
  People there could be,
  For we only wrote one verse
  But I asked Jacques
  What I should put in place of this,
  He said just leave it
  (oh, and one more thing)
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