{Sonny snoring}
    Meanwhile, somewhere in outer space
    Photelic drive stable at this time, ha ha
  U havn't even seen Tommy, have ya? (No)
  A million 2 hundred million kilowatts per second Captain
  Yes, Ensign Elm
  I will be taking a weekend furlough down in the..
  What, that's not fast enough, we have 2 get up 2 4
  That's right, it's fast when we fix it
  It has 2 be!
  I'm going 2 the intergalactic Glam Slam down there
  (Furlough, what do U mean? Try it, it's fast)
  What kind of piece of junk is this?
  I'm going 2 the intergalactic carnival
  This shipment's voodoo
  I'm gonna send it.. 8 million before?
  I'm goin' fishin' cuz that's my style
  (Godamn it, I tried 2 fix this shit)
  Wait, wait a minute, what is this?
  (Huh, I don't know)
  Try a little more
  I don't.. oh my, I better tell the Captain
  (Fuck the Captain)
  Captain?
  I'm getting some strange readings on my vanillascope
  Maybe U should take a listen
  Leave me alone!
  I'm busy hookin' up the world 2 my lastest creation
  The Endorphin Machine (Yep, uh huh)
  The only one of its kind (The only one of its kind, uh huh)
  I don't know Captain, U better come check this out
  I have all the best minds in Europe (Every one, yep)
  And soon I'll have all the minds of the world, ha ha ha ha (Ha ha ha ha)
  But it appears 2 be getting louder and closer
  Huh
  Oh my God, it's them!
    What up muthafuckas?
  {screams}
  Stay calm and no one will be hurt!
  Watch out!
  What he'd say?
  What, what, what's that?
  Get out of the way
  Hey, come here U, get your ass over here
  Get your ass on the floor, we takin' this shit over
  Get your hand out of your pants
  I see ya
  Take your hands out of your pants right now
  Get'em out of there
  Come here, get on the floor
  What? Fellas?
  Get over here now
  I'll whip your ass
  Who? What? Where?
  Ask him? What? Who?
  Get them 2 say'em
  Leave me alone! What? What?
  U don't have 2 ask us now
  Come here, goddern it
  Hey, I've had enough
  I think we got control now
    U will be moved when the NPG come
  And take a chunk of your ass!