If I Was Your Girlfriend [Controversy Music, ASCAP - 1987]
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  "Look at the bargains over here, ladies..."
    If I was your girlfriend
  Would U remember
  2 tell me all the things U forgot when I was your man?
  When I was your man
    If I was your best friend
  Would U let me take care of U
  And do all the things that only a best friend can
  Only best friends can
    If I was your girlfriend
  If I was your girlfriend
    If I was your girlfriend
  Would U let me dress U
  I mean, help U pick out your clothes
  Before we go out
    Not that you're helpless
  But sometime, sometime
  Those are the things that bein' in love's about
    If I was your one and only friend
  Would U run 2 me if somebody hurt U
  Even if that somebody was me? (Even if that somebody was me?)
    Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be
  Please
    If I was your girlfriend
  If I was your girlfriend
    Would U let me wash your hair
  Could I make U breakfast sometime
  Or then, could we just hang out, I mean
  Could we go 2 a movie and cry together
  Cuz 2 me baby that would be so fine (That would be so fine)
    (If I was your girlfriend)
  Baby can I dress U
  I mean, help U pick out your clothes
  Before we go out
  (If I was your girlfriend)
  Listen girl, I ain't sayin you're helpless
  But sometime, sometime
  Those are the things that bein' in love's about (Sugar)
    Sugar do U know what I'm saying 2 U this evening? (Sugar)
  Maybe U think I'm being a little self-centered (If I was your girlfriend)
  But I, I said I want 2 be (Sugar)
  All of the things U are 2 me (Sugar) (If I was your girlfriend)
  Surely, surely U can see
    Is it really necessary 4 me 2 go out of the room
  Just because U wanna undress? (If I was your girlfriend)
  We don't have 2 make children 2 make love
  And we don't have 2 make love 2 have an orgasm (If I was your girlfriend)
    Your body's what I'm all about (If I was your girlfriend)
  Can I see it?
  I'll show U (If I was your girlfriend)
  Why not?
  U can do it because I'm your friend
  I'll do it 4 U
  Of course I'll undress in front of U! (If I was your girlfriend)
  And when I'm naked, what shall I do?
  How can I make U see that it's cool? (If I was your girlfriend)
  Can't U just trust me?
  If I was your girlfriend U could (If I was your girlfriend)
  Oh, yeah, I think so
  Listen, 4 U naked I would dance a ballet (If I was your girlfriend)
  Would that get U off?
  Then tell me what will!
  If I was your girlfriend, would U tell me? (If I was your girlfriend)
  Would U let me see U naked then?
  Would U let me give U a bath?
  Would U let me tickle U so hard U'd laugh and laugh (If I was your girlfriend)
  And would U, would U let me kiss U there (If I was your girlfriend)
  You know down there where it counts (If I was your girlfriend)
  I'll do it so good I swear I'll drink every ounce
  And then I'll hold U tight and hold U long (If I was your girlfriend)
    And together we'll stare into silence
  And we'll try 2 imagine what it looks like
  Yeah, we'll try 2 imagine what, what silence looks like
  Yeah, we'll try 2 imagine what silence looks like
  Yeah, we'll try...