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    Once upon a time, Kris Kringle stole a beat-up Maverick parked by my house
  He used a screwdriver to jimmy the lock
  After that, he then jumped into the stolen car and started up the motor
  He drove away the stolen car in hot pursuit
    Kris Kringle
  Kris Kringle
  Kris Kringle
  Kris Kringle
  Kris Kringle was a car thief
    Kris Kringle sped down West Fullerton Avenue in hot pursuit looking for hookers
  He was firewalling the throttle
  When the Chicago police officers spotted the stolen Maverick as it zoomed past them, they turned on their siren
  Then they went after the beat-up stolen Maverick
    Kris Kringle
  Kris Kringle
  Kris Kringle
  Kris Kringle
  Kris Kringle was a car thief
    The police pulled Kris Kringle over
  Kris Kringle tried to escape from the police
  He was arrested for auto theft
  He was whisked away to jail
    Kris Kringle
  Kris Kringle
  Kris Kringle
  Kris Kringle
  Kris Kringle was a car thief
    Kris Kringle was a car thief
    Kris Kringle was a car thief
  Kris Kringle was a car thief
    Mitsubishi, the word is getting around