TV dinners there's nothin' else to eat
  TV dinners they really can't be beat
  I like 'em frozen but you understand
  I throw 'em in and wave 'em and I'm a brand new man oh yeah!
    TV dinners they're goin' to my head
  TV dinners my skin is turnin' red
  Twenty year old turkey in a thirty year old tin
  I can't wait until tomorrow.... and thaw one out again oh yeah!
    TV dinners I'm feelin' kinda rough
  TV dinners this one's kinda tough
  I like the enchiladas and the teriaki too
  I even like the chicken if.... the sauce is not too blue.
    And they're mine, all mine, oh yeah
  and they sure are fine.
  Gotta have 'em
  gimme somethin' now.
    - Billy Gibbons, Dusty Hill & Frank Beard