Well the woman that I love she got a hook in her nose
  Her eye brows meet she wears second hand clothes
  She speaks with a stutter and she walks with a hop
  I don't know why I love her but I just can't stop.
  You know I love her yeah I love her
  I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world.
    If I ever lose her I will go in sane
  I go half crazy when she calls my name
  When she says ' ba-ba ba-ba baby I love you
  There ain't nothing in the world that I wouldn't do.
  You know I love her yeah I love her
  I'm in love in the ugliest girl in the world.
    The woman that I love she got two flat feet
  Her knees knocks together walking down the street
  She cracks her knuckles and she snores in bed
  She ain't much to look at but like I said:
  You know I love her Yeah I love her
  I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world
    I don't mean to say she got nothing going
  She got a weird sense of humor that is all her own
  When I got low she sets me on my feet
  Got a five inch smile but her breath is sweet.
  You know I love her Yeah I love her
  I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world.
    Well the woman that I love she got a hook in her nose
  Her eye brows meet she wears second hand clothes
  She speaks with a stutter and she walks with a hop
  I don't know why I love her but I just can't stop.
  You know I love her yeah I love her
  I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world.