Your story sad to tell
  A teenage ne'er do well
  Most mixed up non-delinquent on the block
    Your futures so unclear now
  What's left of your career now
  Can't even get a trade in on your smock
  Beauty school dropout
  No graduation day for you
  Beauty school dropout
  Missed your mid-terms and flunked shampoo
  Well at least you could have taken time to wash and clean your clothes up
  After spending all that dough to have the doctor fix you nose up
    Baby get moving (Better get movin)
  Why keep your feeble hopes alive
  What are you proving (What are you provin)
  You've got the dream but not the drive
    If you go for your diploma you could join the steno pool
  Turn in your teasin' comb and go back to high school
    Beauty school dropout (Beauty school dropout)
  Hanging around the corner store
  Beauty school dropout (Beauty school dropout)
  It's about time you knew the score
    Well they couldn't teach you anything you think you're such a looker
  But no customer would go to you unless she was a hooker
    Baby don't sweat it (Don't sweat it)
  You're not cut out to hold a job
  Better forget it (Forget it)
  Who wants their hair done by a slob?
    Now your bangs are curled your lashes twirled but still the world is cruel
  Wipe off that angel face and go back to high school
    Baby don't blow it
  Don't put my good advice to shame
  Baby you know it
  Even dear Abby'd say the same
    Now I've called the shot, get off the pot, I really gotta fly
  Gotta be going to that malt shop in the sky
    Beauty school dropout (Beauty school dropout)
  Go back to high school
  Beauty school dropout (Beauty school dropout)
  Go back to high school
  Beauty school dropout (Beauty school dropout)
  Go back to high school