Cristy can't take all the pressure
  Kevin hates the girls he dates
  Mia says she's gonna snap I need a new car to drive away
  Derek beats up all his grilfriends
  Jessie like to comb his hair
  Hanacek is on the wagon, I tried not to speak today
    [chorus]
  You slip and fall they pick you up and throw you down again
  I left them there and found them here
  I was rarely smart enough to dodge the careless words
  You find them everywhere it breaks you into two
    Emily had sex with Joey
  Chris is weird he must be gay
  Everyone is smoking h and I tried hard to laugh today
  Every word you hear you repeat
  Every word you repeat you change
  Here's a quarter there's a phone, why don't you call someone who cares
    [repeat chorus]
  I left them there and found them here, it breaks me into two