Sunday's morning paper told me my luck's gonna change
  If I could only learn to act my age would I keep from sleeping
  Things I read the things I hear my lesson instead I stay so gullible
  Monday morning's paper told me the world is gonna end
  I don't need time to gather up my friends cause I haven't any
  Things I read the things I hear, it all seems so incredible
  You'd think by now I'd learn my lesson
  Instead I stay so gullible, I'm gullible
  Things I read the things I hear, it all seems so incredible
  You'd think by now I'd learn my lesson, instead I stay so gullible, go