its time tonight to go down to
  the greatest restaurant in the world
  where forks are useless
  gimmie, gimmie, meaty goodness on a plate
  and keep it hot maybe with a baked potato
  come on baby let me fill your belly
  with a porky pig dipped in special marinade
  keep it coming, keep it coming
  every ten mintues or so
  till I cant stand up
  cause no one could ever make a pig
  into the greatest all you can eat ribs...only at
    Big Eds! [x4]
    they'll try to fill you with the salad, but you gotta just say NO!
  it'll make less room for that
  super meaty, goodie, goodie, finger licking piggie love
  got no room for chicken
  lets build a rib tower higher then we did before
  we got plenty of wet naps
  oh so damn good that your friend wanna lick your hands
  I tell no lie cause there aint no doubt when duty calls
  that Big Ed's BBQ will crush em' all!...say it now!
    Big Ed's! [x4]