You can tell I'm no great planner
  I ended up at the wanna be manor
  wanna be manor, what a place to be
  wanna be manor, it's not for me
    I looked in the door, opened the door
  peeed on the floor, spotted a whore
  drugs and filth are all around
  no clean dishes can be found
    if you thought that your nightmares were scary
  wait till you meet the hoe called jerri
  no one dragged a dead fish in the room
  it's spreading legs and her female perfume
    I walked upstairs, I can't explain
  but I got involved in a three man train
  was it fun? Yeah, I guess
  but I got crabs like all the rest
    Dave's a cool guy but he's a really a slob
  lives on unemployment, and he can't get a job
  go ahead and take a drink, there's nothing to fear
  just make sure you sniff that beer!
    Passing out is no excuse
  you'll be subject to abuse
  some will let you hang there
  It's just the pigs on their nightly visit
    After busting one person each
  the pigs said to move out of huntington beach
  now I'll have to find a new town
  or find another wanna be manor
    wanna be manor
  You can tell I'm no great planner
  I ended up at the wanna be manor
  wanna be manor, what a place to be
  wanna be manor, it's not for me
    wanna be manor
  wanna be manor