geall you people gather 'round
  and get together
  no more sitting on your booty
  party people it's your duty
  you know what i mean
  tell your body what to do
  it's up to you
    now let your tight pants
  do a new dance
  to the rog
  roger thomas is upon us
  don't you fight it
  do the rog
    can't you see it's so easy
  it's now or never, get together
  lay it on me, lay it down,
  slap me five and gather 'round
  the party
  is gettin' started
  let's act retarded,
  no one is carded
    now shake your onion
  like a grunion tryin' to spawn
  grab your girl unless she's shril
  hit the dance floor
  do the rog
    rock the rog across the nation
  a bicentennial celebration
  tell two friends
  and they'll tell two
  and they'll two and so on
  and so on
  it's easy to do
  tell your body what to do
  it's up to you