It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to
  Fuck you it's my birthday.
  A special holiday only for me, so do what I say,
  it's my party, I'll make you cry if I want to...or leave.
  Fuck you, it's not your birthday, so do what I say.
    For 24 hours your wishing me well
  364 days I'm in hell, Oh well.
  Happy Birthday to me.
    alone on my Birthday,
  I'm going to Denny's 10 times today
  No Tip! it's my birthday, so do what I say
  How could you forget my birthday?
  That's really immature
  Fuck you for forgetting my birthday
  you didn't do what I say
    24 hours no wishing well
  now 365 days I'm in Hell, Oh well.
  Happy Birthday to me.
    Happy Birthday to me, Spank Me!
  Oh well, Happy Birthday to me,
  I can't believe you forgot my birthday
  it's my birthday and you're wrecking it
  now it's just like any other day
  you didn't do what I say
  How could you forget my birthday?
  That's really immature...