With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest
  and follow my dreams and to face
  a life of delusion and gender confusion
  no longer will be the case
    I never wanted army men of basketballs,
  I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls
  And dressing up in mother's clothing.
    My whole life I've been feeling only feminine
  It always seemed so useless trying to be a man
  Now that's a ghost of Christmas past
    Now it feels like the very first time,
  cuz it's going to be the very first time,
  that Christmas feels right to me.
    And I know that I'm looking good
  Just like a real girl should-
  It's my first Christmas as a woman
    A doctor reconstructed my genitals
  And now I'm waiting underneath the mistletoe
  for a guy who could love a girl like me.
    I took the hormones and I got my breasts
  This season's gonna be the best to me.
    I won't have to tuck it behind me
  Since I got my brand new vagina
  It's my first Christmas as a woman.
    Chop if off! Chop if off! Chop if off!
  My penis, chop it off
  It's no use to me.
  Cut it off!
  Chop it off! Chop it off!
  My penis, cut it off so I can finally be
  A Woman...
    Now I'm finally happy cuz I made my goal
  to be a post operation transsexual.
  now I'm a pretty lady
    Now it feels like the very first time,
  cuz it's going to be the very first time,
  that Christmas feels right to me.
    Cuz I know that I'm looking good
  Just like a real girl should-
  It's my first Christmas as a woman