Mom and Dad don't like the clothes I wear
  Don't like my friends, don't like my music or my colored hair
    Will Smith was right when he was still the Prince still Fresh
  I'd give up both of my dumb parents for a Jazzy Jeff
    EVERYBODY'S AGAINST ME
    My piss, your ears: they're gonna become friends
  If you don't give me the chance to give my side of defense
    It's like I'm Scott Baio in Charles in Charge
  Always getting blamed for stupid things that stupid people do
    EVERYBODY'S AGAINST ME
    Urine a Your ears
  Feces a Your mouth
  The next time that I'm singled out
    EVERBODY'S AGAINST ME
  [Repeated several times]