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  Victory if Glenda she, had a baby, oooeee,
    Things were looking gloomy and Glenda she was sad,
  Kevin had been out with Carol Sands,
  But Glenda she though surely,
  It can't be that bad, if I had a baby,
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    Glenda went round to the doctors the next day,
  You can't have a baby, that's what he said,
  Glenda did not give up she's got this book to read,
  Of how to have a test tube baby....
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    Glenda's Dad had just died and she was unhappy,
  If only she could have a baby,
  So to the disapproval of Kevin and his mam,
  She signed up for a baby...
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