Steve is tender Steve is sweet
  she'll never let him go
  Steven made her life complete
  That's why I hate him so
    Would she ever really understand
  I came to Durham all the way from Sunderland,
  when I got there I could not believe
  she'd gone with that trendy creep called Steve
    How could she forsake me and see this puff,
  is it coz of me she's had enough
  everytime I rang she was not there
  I'm sorry but she's out, she's out with Steve again somewhere!
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  She's in love with Steven, Steven
  gonna get even, gonna get Steven,
  then she won't love Steven, Steven
  gonna get eve, gonna get Steve.
    Are she and Steve really in love like she says they are
  or is it just because Steven's dad lends him the car
  or is it coz I'm ugly and Steven's not
  or does he have something that I haven't got
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    I'm gonna make him black & blue
  I'm gonna kick his head in
  he won't know what to do
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