I don't need a doctor, I don't need a drugstore
  I don't need an injection, I need to put the telly on.
    Got me in a cold sweat, I don't need no cigarette
  Sh sh sh shakin' like a jelly fish, I need a satellite dish
    There's no doubt that I miss nowt, a TV I can't do without
  Anything you get on yer television set I'll watch it...
    [Chorus:]
  I'm a telly, I'm a telly,telly I'm addicted
  Telly I'm a telly, I can tell I am addicted
  I'm a telly, I'm a telly, telly I'm addicted
  Telly I'm a telly, I can tell I am addicted
    I like to keep a step ahead, a TV in the garden shed
  & with a telly in the bog, I never miss the epilogue
    Dynasty or Daktari, a broadcast by the Tory party
  Celebrity squares, blind date, who cares, I'll watch it...
    I'm a telly...[guitar bit]
  It's no surprise I've got square eyes, anyone could predict
  I'm TV mad, I'm a telly addict!
    I'm a man in great pain, the box is on the blink again
  I don't need no morphine, I need a television screen
    Documentaries, there's no degrees, I'll even watch a film
  if it's
  in Chinese
  A speech from the Queen, though I'm not very keen. I'll
  watch it...
    I'm a telly...
  Coz I'm addicted