Na na na
    D-D's got a horses head, enough to make yer sick
  How could Ron Dixon have wed Red Rum with lipstick
  The most repulsive sight on earth, to ugly to discuss
  How could anyone give birth to a bird so hideous
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  Ron Dixon, Ron Dixon he,
  Ron Dixon he, dumped D-D
  Ron Dixon, Ron Dixon he,
  Ron Dixon he, dumped D-D
    D-D she could not believe when Bev got the hots for Ron
  But D-D Ronny did deceive, deceitful Ron Dixon
  The chance that Ron had waited for, he gave D-D the push
  This was the last time Ronny saw D-D's monstrous mush
    Ron Dixon...Guitar time...Ron Dixon
    Ron Dixon he dumped D-D...D-D