Santa's got a mullet, and he's coming christmas eve
  Santa's got a mullet, he's bringing gifts for you and me
  Frosty's got a stovepipe hat,
  And rudolphs nose is red.
  Santa's got a mullet
  Sitting on his head.
    Santa's got a mullet, keep on looking our for him'
  Driving in his (???)rock, with the killer rim
  Santa's got a mullet
  As he's streaking through the night
  Jamming to Foghat
  And drinkings Dewar's Light
    Singing Fa la la la la...
  Singing Fa la la la la...
    Angels up in heaven are plucking on their harps,
  Santa's wearing oakleys, and he's looking mighty sharp
    Santa's got a mullet, and presents for all of 'ya
  I thought he was from the northpole. But he must be from Canada.
  Oh yeah Santa's coming, don't you worry, he won't be long.
  Santa's got a mullet
  Santa's got (Yeah Santa's got)
  Santa's got... a schlong
    A Schlong!