[Orginally by the Beatles]
    The king of Marigold was in the kitchen cooking breakfast for the queen
  The queen was in the parlour playing piano for the children of the king
  Cry baby cry, make your mother sigh
  She's old enough to know better
  So cry baby cry
  The king was in the garden picking flowers for a friend who came to play
  The queen was in the playroom painting pictures for the children's holiday
  Cry baby cry...
  The duchess of Kirkcaldy always smiling and arriving late for tea
  The duke was having problems with a message at the local Bird and Bee
  Cry baby cry...
  Twelve o'clock a meeting 'round the table for a seance in the dark
  With voices out of nowhere put on especially by the children for a lark
  Cry baby cry...