Girl, I can't understand you
  you're like reading a big fat book in hebrew
  & I can tell by the way you drool
  you don't mean to be cruel
    Oh baby, 'fess up to your feelings
  & tell me you need me
  'cause your ass is very pleasing
    Girl you've gotta say it
  say it
  Don't spray it
  don't spray it
  I want the news
  I want the news
  not the weather
    Say it
  say it
  Don't spray it
  don't spray it
  I want the news
  I want the news
  not the weather
    So say goodbye to those Levi's
  & say hello to my sweet thighs
  We can hokie pokie
  just give me the okie dokie
    Fess up to your feelings
  Baby I'm needy
  Oh baby, I'm really, really needy
    Girl you've gotta say it
  say it
  Don't spray it
  don't spray it
  I want the news
  I want the news
  not the weather
    Say it
  say it
  Don't spray it
  don't spray it
  I want the news
  I want the news
  not the weather
  Wave your hands if you like
  what's making ya
  wave your hands if you like
    Don't you hear me now teasing
  your ass is so pleasing
  as long as I'm breathing
  it makes me a heathen
    Come on, come on
  everybody in the house
  I want the news
    He he, he he Say it
  say it
  Don't spray it
  don't spray it
  I want the news
  I want the news
  not the weather
    [repeats]