What's that on your head?
   A wig
   Wig, wig, wig
  
   Sally's gotta wig
   Ricky's gotta wig
   Baby's gotta wig
   Kate's gotta wig
   Fred's gotta cheap toupee
   Keith's gotta big bouffant on
   We all got wigs, so let's go!
  
   CHORUS
   On the neon, neon side of town
   On the neon, neon side of town
  
   Julia's gotta wig
   Phyllis has a wig
   Cindy's gotta wig
   J.T.'s gotta wig
   Carols' fall fell
   Bubba's gotta big bouffant on
   We all got wigs, so...let's go!
  
   CHORUS
  
   On the neon, neon side of town
   On the neon, neon side of town
   What's that on your head?
   A wig
   Wig, wig, wig
   Wig's on fire! Wig's on fire! Wig's on...fire!
   It's 2525 and we've got the most wigs alive!
  
   Wig's on fire! Wig's on fire! Take it higher!
   It's 2525 and we've got the hottest do's alive!