Wish I was a Kellogg's corn flake
   Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies
   Relaxing a while ...livin' in style
   Talkin' to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A.
   Casually glancing at his toupee
   Wish I was an English Muffin
   Bout to make the most out of a toaster
   I'd ease myself down
   Comin' up brown
   I prefer a boysenberry more than any ordinary jam
   I'm a citizen for boysenberry jam fans
   If I become a famous lady
   Would you put my photo on your piano?
   >From Mary Jane.....best wishes to Martin...
   Ooooh South California
   Oh Roger draft dodger
   Leavin by the basement door
   Everybody knows what he's tippe-toein'
  
   Down there for
   Wish I was a Kellogg's corn flake
   Floatin' in my bowl
   Takin' movies
   Relax in a whirl livin' in style...