(Hi there Tex, what you say?)
   Step Aside partner, it's my day
   Bend an ear, and listen to my version
   OF A REALLY SOLID TENNESSEE EXCURSION
   Pardon me boys, is that the Chattanooga Choo-Choo?
   (Yes, Yes, Track 29)
   Hey would you give me a shine?
   (Can you afford to board Chattanooga Choo-Choo?)
   I got my fare
   AND JUST THE TRAVEL TO SPARE
   You leave the Pennsylvania Station by a quarter to four
   You read a magazine and then your in Baltimore
   Dinner in a diner
   Nothing could be finer
   AND THEN TO HAVE A HAMMER IN THE CAROLINA
   When you hear the whistle blowing into the bar
   Then you know the Tennessee is not very far
   Shove a all the coal in
   Gotta keep a rollin'
   WOO-WOO CHATTANOOGA THERE YOU ARE
   There's gonna be
   A certain party at the station
   Satin and Lace (Ooh)
   I use to call funny face (Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo)
   She's gonna cry
   Tha I promise to never ever roll,
   SO CHATTANOOGA CHOO CHOO
   won't you choo choo me home
   (Chattanooga Chattanooga)
   All aboard
   (Chattanooga Chattanooga)
   Get aboard
   (Chattanooga Chattanooga)
   CHATTANOOGA CHOO CHOO
   won't you Choo-Choo me home
   CHATTANOOGA CHOO CHOO
   let's dance