Hey hey hey
   Da da da
   That's what I say
   Da da da
  
   There's a man in the funny papers we all know
   Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop
   He lived way back a long time ago
   Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop
   Well he don't eat nothin' but bearcat stew
   Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop
   Oh well this cat's name is a-Alley Oop
   Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop
  
   He's the toughest man there is alive
   Alley Oop
   Wears clothes from a wildcat's hide
   Alley Oop
   He's the king of the jungle jive
   Look at that caveman go!
  
   He's got a chauffeur that's a genuine dinosaur
   Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop
   And he can knuckle your head before you count to four
   Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop
   He's got a big ugly club and a headful of hair
   Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop
   He's oohhhh eatin' grizzly bear
   (*Laughter*)
   Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop
   Forgot the words!
  
   He's the toughest man there is alive
   Alley Oop
   Wears clothes from a wildcat's hide
   Alley Oop
   He's the king of the jungle jive
   Look at that caveman go!
   (*Scream*)
  
   He rides through the jungle tearin' limbs offa trees
   (*Scream*)
   Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop
   And knocking great big monsters dead on their knees
   Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop
   Other cats don't bug him 'cos they know better
   Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop
   'Cos he's a mean motor scooter and a bad go-getter
   Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop
  
   Well, uh, he's the toughest man there is alive
   Alley Oop
   Wears clothes from a wildcat's hide
   Alley Oop
   He's a hully gully king of jive
   (*Laugh*)
   Well look at that caveman go!
   (*Scream*)
  
   There he goes
   (There he goes.)
   Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop
   Look at that caveman go
   Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop
   Ride, daddy, ride
   Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop
   Heigh-ho, dinosaur
   Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop
   Oh my goodness, what a big brute he is! Hm!
   Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop
   Oh, how would you like a dinosaur like that, for your own? Mm!
   (*Laughter*)
   Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop
   Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop