Gloria, can you waddle, ah, ah?
  
   Hey, baby can I dance with you?
   I will show you something very good
   I'm your gander you're my goose
   And this is something new for you, oh hear me!
  
   Gloria, can you waddle, ah, ah?
   Gloria, can you waddle, ah, ah?
  
   Hey, baby come and dance with me
   It's an old dance of the early sixties
   All the guys and all the girls were freaked
   By this dance of our gees, oh hear me!
  
   Gloria, can you waddle, ah, ah?
   Gloria, can you waddle, ah, ah?
   Gloria, can you waddle, ah, ah?
   Gloria, can you waddle, ah, ah?
  
   Hey, baby can I dance with you?
   I will show you something very good
   I'm your gander, you're my goose
   And this is something new for you, oh hear me!
  
   Gloria, can you waddle, ah, ah?
   Gloria, can you waddle, ah, ah?
  
   Can you waddle, ah, ah?
   Can you waddle, ah, ah?
   Can you waddle, ah, ah?
   Can you (Gloria) waddle, ah, ah?
   Can you waddle, ah, ah?
  
   Gloria, can you waddle, ah, ah?
   Gloria, can you waddle, ah, ah?
   Gloria