Chorus:
   I don't eat no ham n' eggs, cuz they're high in cholesterol
   A yo, Phife do you eat em? No, Tip do you eat em?
   Uh huh, not at all(again)
   I don't eat no ham n' eggs, cuz they're high in cholesterol
   Jarobi, do you eat em? Nope, Shah, do you eat em? (Nope)
   Not at all
  
   Q-Tip and Phife(trading lines):
   A tisket, a tasket, what's in mama's basket?
   Some veggie links and some fish that stinks
   Why, just the other day, I went to Grandma's house
   Smelled like she conjured up a mouse
   Eggs was fryin, ham was smellin
   In ten minutes, she started yellin (come and get it)
   And the gettin's were good
   I said, I shouldn't eat, she said, I think you should
   But I can't, I'm plagued by vegetarians
   No cats and dogs, I'm not a veterinarian
   Strictly collard greens and a occasional steak
   Goes on my plate
   Asparagus tips look yummy, yummy, yummy
   Candied yams inside my tummy
   A collage of good eats, some snacks or nice treats
   Apple sauce and some nice red beets
   This is what we snack on when we're Questin'
   (both: No second guessin)
  
   chorus:
   (Q-Tip: bridge)
  
   Phife:
   Now drop the beat, so I can talk about my favorite tastings
   The food that is the everlasting, see I'm not fasting
   I'm gobbling, like a dog on turkey
   Beef jerky, slim jims, I eat sometimes
   I like lemons and limes
   And if not that, take it the road see and the salad sopped
   Sit back, relax, listen to some hip hop
  
   Q-Tip:
   Gum drops and gummy bears tease my eyes
   A sight for sore ones and some bore pies
   And other goodies that are filled with goop
   With fried apple roots
   Delectable delights, control my appetites
   Mine is for me, right, but I know what I like
   Chicken for lunch, chicken for my dinner
   Chicken, chicken, chicken, I'm a finger lickin winner
   When breakfast time comes, I don't recognize
   Pig in the pan or a pair of bogey chides
   Mixed with stewed tomatoes, home fried potatoes
   Or anything with flair, cook it, I'm in there
   Pay attention to the Tribe as we impose
   This is how it goes
  
   I don't eat no ham n' eggs, cuz they're high in cholesterol
   A yo, Phife do you eat em? Nah, Tip do you eat em?
   Uh huh, not at all(come again, y'all)
   I don't eat no ham n' eggs, cuz they're high in cholesterol
   Jarobi, do you eat em? Nope, Shah, do you eat em?
   Nope, not at all
   I don't eat no ham n' eggs, cuz they're high in cholesterol
   Afrika do you eat em? No, Pos, do you eat em?
   Hell yeah, all the time
   I don't eat no ham n' eggs, cuz they're high in cholesterol
   Phife, do you eat em? Nah, Tip, do you eat em?
   Uh huh, not at all
   Jarobi, do you eat em? Nope, Shah, do you eat em?
   Nope, not at all
   I don't eat no ham n' eggs, cuz they're high in cholesterol
   Afrika, do you eat em? No, Gary, do you eat em?
   Yeah, all the time (laughing)