Ever since I saw you
  On my so-called life,
  I've been writing you these letters
  Asking you to be my wife.
  But its been almost a year
  And still I've gotten no reply,
  I'm assuming you have met some other guy.
  So I sit in my room,
  Watch Romeo & Juliet
  A thousand times.
  I wish I was as cool
  As Leonardo is
  But I'm not.
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    I went on Jerry Springer
  To confess my love to you
  You said I didn't have a chance
  And there was nothing I could do
  You told me I was crazy
  And wished that I was dead.
  You threw a chair right upside my head
    Today I highjacked a plane
  I wrote your name across the sky,
  Miss Clare Danes.
  But they were waiting on the ground
  To take me straight to jail
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    Im staring at your pictures
  From my lonely little cell
  I'm writing you this letter
  To let you know i doing well
  Until we meet again
  You know I'll cry a thousand tears
  And I'll see you in another twenty years.
  I'll see you in another twenty years.
  I'll see you in another twenty years.