(Lose Lose Situation)
  
   When we fall out
   I like to go driving in my car
   Listen to something ironic
   And end up in a bar
  
   Get an earful of shit from a stranger
   Who's got a broken heart
   Weighting up what would be more payful,
   Staying with your man
   Or going back to her
  
   Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes?
   It's a lose-lose situation
   For a shitty little clown
   You can never win with women
   It's pointless trying to try
   It's a lose-lose situation till the day you die
  
   Everybody knows the score
   She'll be crying to the mother-in-law
   And I'll be sleeping out with the dog
   Must give ?????
   A call, a call, a call, a call...
  
   Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes?
   It's a lose-lose situation
   For a shitty little clown
   You can never win with women
   It's pointless trying to try
   It's a lose-lose situation till the day you die
  
   Ooooh... Ooooh la-la-la
   Ooooh... Ooooh la-la-la
   Ooooh... Ooooh la-la-la
   Ooooh... Ooooh la-la-la
   Ooooh... Ooooh la-la-la
   Ooooh...
  
   Then we make up
   I'm walking on egg-shells for a day
   And I'll clean the house
   And hope that I might get a lay
   I've been back to that drunken stranger
   And something that he says
   "????????????"
   She'll be quiet when your dead
   Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes?
   It's a lose-lose situation
   For a shitty little clown
   You can never win with women
   It's pointless trying to try
   It's a lose-lose situation till the day you die
  
   And it's a lose-lose situation till the day you die