Intro]
   Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll)
   With all its yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football)
   But theres one thing I'd like to say
   Is that I hate Christmas day (I got a rock!)
  
   Its time for everybody to have a christmas party.
   Everyone but me I'll step outside
   Boycott your office party.
   No secret Santa for me.
   Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway.
   Cos I don't wanna go, where happy days are snow
   I'd rather stay where
   Frosty melts in the sun.
   July 4 parade.
   A Lynchburg lemonade.
   An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing).
  
   [Chorus]
   Deck the halls with bells of holly
   'Tis the season to be jolly but,
   I hate Christmas
   I'm glad it only comes one time a year
  
   Its time for everybody to head out Christmas shopping.
   Everyone but me I'll stay inside.
   No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me.
   And it makes my gifts so easy to hide
   I don't wanna go where shopping lines are slow.
   I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one.
   A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day.
   An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing) .
  
   [Chorus]
   Deck the halls with bells of holly
   'Tis the season to be jolly but,
   I hate Christmas
   I'm glad it only comes one time a year
  
   [Rap]
   It was the night before Christmas and all through the house,
   All the creatures was chillin like Flint drinkin stout.
   I woke from my sleep, heard 'here comes the boom'.
   I knew that Santa would be comin' soon.
   On Dascher on Donner, Commit, on Blitzen.
   I yelled 'shut up ya'll,' but they wouldn't listen.
   And then he came down with his belly of jello.
   He says, 'where the ladies at cuz I'm a real jolly fellow.'
   Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight.
   Merry Christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night.
  
   [Chorus]
   (now everyone - sing)
   Deck the halls with bells of holly
   'Tis the season to be jolly but,
   I hate Christmas
   I'm glad it only comes one time a year (one more time, like you mean it)
  
   [Chorus]
   Deck the halls with bells of holly
   'Tis the season to be jolly but,
   I hate Christmas
   I'm glad it only comes one time a year
   Cos I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year
   Cos I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year