You and I were meant to be
  Even though you don't know me
  I don't even know your name
  And do you think that you know mine?
  You were lonely, I was bored
  I may be more than you can afford
  But I'm sure we'll meet halfway
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  And I've got this crazy feeling
  you've been trying to get to me
  When all you have to do is calmly
  Call me, call me, call me
    Basic service: sixty bucks
  I'll roll the dice, you try your luck
  A pair gets me a week in rent
  And a straight gets even more
  I'm no good at playing cards
  I hold my dates in high regard
  Pay up front and ye shall receive
    Love is never in-between
  if it isn't one thing, then
  it's always something else
    I don't even know what I mean
  I thought that it was nothing, but now I
  can't find nothing else
  Oh, you can't hide
  But at least you tried to
    Call me, call me, call me
    Are you ashamed of what you've done?
  All we did was have some fun
  I won't judge and I won't tell
  And I'll forget you when you've gone
  I pity all you working stiffs,
  Living wondering "what if?"
  "What if someday I was free?"
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