Creamsicle sky while the sun sets up in the west
   Where are the queers on the piers, heard they gave it their best
   Now they got jobs at a local fast food chain
   Flippin' tricks for the burger, since Lady M jacked their fame
   Flippin' tricks for the burger, since Lady M jacked their fame
  
   You can't see tits on the radio
   I'll give you five fingers for a one man show
   Fasten those pants for the lap dance
   Take a shot now this may be your last chance
  
   There ain't no tits on the radio (Oh no)
   There ain't no tits on the radio (Oh no)
   There ain't no tits on the radio (Oh no)
   There ain't no tits on the radio (No no)
  
   Dark room Danny can't see with the lights turned out
   Black haired tranny counts sheep with her bed turned down
   But the bed's in Jersey and the sheep's on a farm
   Dark room Danny hears police alarm
   Dark room Danny can't see with the lights turned out
   Dark room Danny can't see with the lights turned out
  
   You can't see tits on the radio
   I'll give you five fingers for a one man show
   Fasten those pants for the lap dance
   Take a shot now this may be your last chance
  
   There ain't no tits on the radio (Oh no)
   There ain't no tits on the radio (Oh no)
   There ain't no tits on the radio (Oh no)
   There ain't no tits on the radio (No no)