Young Albert was searching for something
   A little bit out of the ordinary
   Some kind of break in his dull routine
   One day he took leave of his senses
   Dropped everything, climbed over his fences
   To find out himself if their grass was green
   Someone should tell him to go back
   He may have taken leave of his senses
   Tell him to go back
   He's liable to forget where he is
   Little Audrey was certainly restless
   Getting nearly everything but needing next to nothing
   Nothing apart from a change of pace
   It never entered her mind when it left her
   That she might miss that pomp and splendour
   Those things she'd seen but could never face
   Someone should tell her to go back
   She may have taken leave of her senses
   Tell her to go back
   She's likely to forget where she is
   Tell them to go back
   Because they may have taken leave of their senses
   Tell them to go back
   They're likely to forget where they are