I used to be a wierdo
   Now they call me (a sicko)
   Because my thoughts they taught me something less (indecent)
   I used to be a wierdo
   Now they call me (a pervert)
   Oh am I strange or am I normal?
  
   So one day I sat and thought it all out (while stroking)
   Oh I guess I'm just a twisted fuck (still stroking)
   My feudal remorses I add to the place
   A lay in the slam boy, gee I'm great
  
   This is a simple sample of the games that I play
   Lewd, crude, but it's effective in this day and age
   This is a simple sample of the games that I play
   Lewd, crude, but it's effective in this day and age
  
   Well standing on my feet down in my room (still stroking)
   Magazines, movies, wished I'd screwed
   Coming into my own house with a blast
   I finally fucked my first chick in the ass
  
   I used to be a wierdo
   Now they call me (fruit)
   Running around
   Makes me mad for the week
  
   This is a simple sample of the games that I play
   Lewd, crude, but it's effective in this day and age
   This is a simple sample of the games that I play
   Lewd, crude, but it's effective in this day and age
   I really, really think it fuckin' is
  
   C'mon
   C'mon down to Barney's house
   C'mon
   C'mon down to Barney's house
  
   C'mon down to Barney's ball-a-rama
   C'mon down to Barney's ball-a-rama
   C'mon down to Barney's ball-a-rama
   C'mon down to Barney's ball-a-rama
  
   C'mon....what a house
   C'mon down now to Barney's house
   C'mon....what a house
   C'mon down now to Barney's house
  
   C'mon down to Barney's ball-a-rama
   C'mon down to Barney's ball-a-rama
   C'mon down to Barney's ball-a-rama
   C'mon down to Barney's ball-a-rama
  
   Now lets get naked, make it anyway you want
   At your disposal so tell me what you like
   Lose your fears, lose your inhibitions and everything
   And open your mind
   So c'mon down to Barney's ball-a-rama
   Let it all out
   Sex is not a crime
   So c'mon down to Barney's ball-a-rama
   The best way I know for a natural high
  
   So c'mon down to Barney's ball-a-rama